thumb fucking

Repeatedly sending and or receiving erotic and graphic txt messages of a sexual nature

Paul: You still txting with Susan?

Peter: Hehe yeah...

Paul: Dude quit thumb fucking your girl friend and lets go.

by Cheddarbox March 31, 2009

right fucking sideways

Extremely drunk.
So drunk you don't know which way is up.

Bill: Hey Bob how were you at that party last night?

Bob: Dude I was right fucking sideways.

by snilly March 10, 2011

Tits fucking McGee

A girl that would make you cheat on your significant other. The girl tends to have big tits. Referring to Bombshell McGee.

*Jared eyes a jogger with intent*

Jared: "Tits fucking McGee!!!"

by einsBAMF October 11, 2011

cranial fucking

The act of having sex inside someones nose, ear, mouth or even eye

I hate when bobby starts cranial fucking me

by batman_is_us_ALL May 14, 2012

grungy fucking

is when two people have sex without having bathed for day's.

Nate and Jane went on a 3 day bus ride, then came home to have sex, without bathing first. This is called grungy Fucking.

by LoveBunny1 January 12, 2014

excessive funding

(From the National Football League's penalty for 'excessive celebration') Said of a website that either requires you to remember yet another password or is loaded with so much advertising and pop-ups, yet has content that might be useful to you, as to be unusable. A website that doesn't pull its load.

User goes to interesting-looking site, gets bombarded with pop up ads only to find that you need to create a log-in to get the content.

Referree says: "Excessive funding...10 yard penalty..."

by Braveheart The Brat-Free May 24, 2014

Mosey Fucking

The act of purposely delaying someone by taking longer than necessary to finish.

That mosey fucking turd is trying to get me fired! He took so long during the staff meeting that I only had two minutes to present the annual sales plan.

by dickfitz May 24, 2014