Cake Daddy

An older fit gentleman who's very in shape, noticeably attractive, and is old enough to have children.

"Jeff is such a cake daddy!"

"What's a cake daddy?"

"You know, someone who's really fit and looks good! Has to be an older gentleman though, that's where the daddy part comes in!"

"Oh! You're right! Jeff is definitely a cake daddy!"

by thickthighsBBW June 19, 2025

Cake

Oscars ass

Dam look at oscars cake

by Rajan nnn April 16, 2021

King Cake

When a dude nuts inside of a big butt.

Friend 1: Do you see that girl? She's got some cake!
Friend 2: Yeah man, I want to give her a King Cake!

by Alup January 30, 2022

cake

A set of beer, specifically 5 beers and all being from a different brand or style

I grabbed a cake of brews for the NFL game tonight

by Goldenfry March 21, 2021

Fruit Cake

A term used for being offensive, insulting them by calling them a fruit cake in a rude way whilst arguing.

It can also be used as a very nice term, by slowly calling the love of your life a fruit cake, you could start to win them over. They are both as sweet as each other.

Shut up! You don't know nothing about this!
Why don't you shut up you fruit cake!

Aww, my fruit cake, how are you feeling?

by Quicksand Boy January 10, 2018

spiffy cakes

its not actually a bad word loool u lot are dumb (:

the two twins were fooled by the words spiffy cakes

by sp22 June 19, 2019

portuguese crab cakes

It's when a Portuguese man and a woman who both have crabs but decide to have sex anyways so they use pancake mix like medicated powder in an effort to minimize the friction. Afterwards they scrape off the thick goop of seimen/sweat/pancake mix and cook pancakes. *note it is not true Portuguese crab cake if the crab cakes are consumed after the deed is done*

We were low on food this week so my girlfriend decided we would make Portuguese crab cakes. Sarah can really cook.

by Princess Wishamotherfukkawould March 11, 2018