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jello fish

A sexual act where the girl lays in missionary and the guy with a tiny penis flops around all retarded like as a fish in jello would.
"Last night I let my boyfriend go all the way but he had such a tiny penis all he could do was jello fish."
by lildickmuffin May 29, 2016
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Fishing rod

A paticular fishing rod used by fish on the Internet to get likes on their Facebook page by stealing content that isn't theirs.
SoFloAntonio: "hey look a video of a child biting another child's finger, with my fishing rod here I will just simply steal this video and post it on my Facebook page and get all the credit"
by Therightchoice May 22, 2016
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bitter fish

People who don't want a hug from a hugslut
That bitter fish wouldn't accept my hug :(
by Gold_Pharmacy May 15, 2016
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Fish

A chubby kid that likes two football teams one from where he lives and one that is winning at the moment
Your being such a fish.
by Billyfrotallahasee May 22, 2016
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fish counter

A fish counter is a vagina which smells like fish.
John: Oi oi hear about alice and her fish counter?
Bob: Yeah everyone knows I think she needs some baby wipes for her vagina
by Mat365 January 22, 2018
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spit fish

When you spit into a fish's booty hole and then cook it
by Spitfisher May 3, 2018
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Jone's fish and chips

The act of eating a fishy/smelly vagina while dreaching tartar sauce over her lady parts.
Man, last night that girl was a freak! She wanted me to give her Jone's Fish and chips!
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