cunt slushie

when a girl sits in the snow and her period blood mixes in with it, she creates a slushi-like substance..

a vampire always drinks his cunt slushie with his pinky up.

by hannahmae June 15, 2012

Cunt Punting

The Female Equivalent of Cock Blocking except in a lesbian or same sex female relationship.

Person 1: God last night my dog was cunt punting me and my girlfriend
Person 2: Ah so you couldn't screw huh.

by supergayegg April 19, 2018

Greasy cunt

If u haven't washed ur hair in weeks congrats ur a greasy cunt if you have brown hair blue eyes and freckles YOURE A GREASY CUNT

Greasy cunts try to flip their hair back but fail cause the greasewon't co operate

A:omg ew her hair is like a Lego mans head that's how u kno she hasn't washed it in weeks
B:yeah IKR greasy cunt

by Honeycombbiscuit October 16, 2018

Sewer Cunt

A sewer cunt is a reel bitch who sleeps around.

A: "Do you know her?"
B: "No, she looks nice!"
A: "She is a reel sewer cunt!"
B: "Pity"

by EngelDenmark April 27, 2011

cunt-crumble

A delicious dessert made with vagina and a lovely streusel topping.

You sir, are a cunt-crumble!

by Ninja Turkey September 5, 2007

Cunt tea

The kind of tea that comes from a cunt about a cunt for a cunt

“Yo I have some cunt tea to spill and your a cunt I’m a cunt soooo the tea is that this cunt punched this other cunt for a cunt

by Junako January 17, 2019

Cunt Funk

Noun used to describe the unpleasant smell of dirty, sweaty or generally unkempt vaginas.

"We we're going to have sex but once the clothes were off there was a strange smell of old shrimp. Turns out she had mad Cunt Funk."

by typhy1990 October 13, 2016