douche bag

following douche snackpack and douche pocket in the catalogue of douches; a douche bag is a person who is a significant douche of relatively average size, smaller than a douche duffel, yet bigger than a douche pocket

so, i was walking along right, just mindin' my own business, and then this douche bag comes outta nowhere, and gets all up in my grill with his ample junk'n shit

by Bean6969 March 13, 2008

Bag Talk

A noun, verb, and adjective used to express a feeling of joy or accomplishment.

What’s the move?

Idk but we are getting bag talked tonight.

I just got with a 10
Bag talk!

by Young_noses February 10, 2020

bean-bag

Can mean the person is being given a hard time.

Can mean someone has been rejected.

Can mean someone is ignoring someone.

Can infer position of power

I see your chick sent you to the bean-bag.

I gave that guy who asked me out the bean-bag.

I see your girlfriend is giving your the bean-bag treatment.

Im the one on the bean-bag in this situation.

by hs101 September 8, 2011

douche bag

Of, or acting as a tool. Someone who is always acting very immature.

Chris C from Michigan is a douche bag.

by JeremyJ December 23, 2007

rad bag

Used to describe an event that is so radical that it is indeed a whole bag of radicalness

Guy: Dude i fucked your mum AND your dad

Dude: Rad bag

by John Scroyne December 9, 2008

Bag sex

Where, a person is in a state of not being sexually satisfied, chooses to buy bags, shoes and accessories to try and get the same kind of buzz.

I had the best bag sex today when I was shopping. Screw my ex, this is better.

by Distinctly Female December 5, 2017

Tuna Bagging

When a woman touches her loose dripping vagina on a mans face. (Female version of tea bagging)

The mother was tuna bagging her dead husband.

by Tuna Bagger June 4, 2010