Couch Butter

I am offended

thats gonna be a couch butter from me dawg

by gumper December 22, 2021

Butters

Ugly, non attractive

*ugly bitch walks past*
Lebron:you dats some butters sket right there

by King cock 911 420 666 August 8, 2019

butter on that

To make a good thing better; to improve something already generally accepted as good.

"Give me the back massage....and put some butter on that."

"I'll take the deluxe package"
"You want butter on that?"
"Please!....."

by unclejeff August 21, 2008

Gutter Butter

Dank,weed,codeine,cough cough,slick,thug nastee

Dat beat is so juicy it's smooth like Gutter Butter.

Man this weed got me twisted like Gutter Butter.

by Smokey Halls May 22, 2019

double-edged butter knife

When something doesn't really work in your favor, but also sort of works against your enemy.

We had to go over to that dickhead John's house. Sean accidentally shit himself, but he was sitting on John's couch when it happened. Classic double-edged butter knife.

by Don Cager February 18, 2021

Lions Butter

The insatiable sense of optimism that overcomes you anytime the Detroit Lions do something that is less than absolutely horrible.

Like beer goggles, but for the NFL team under the Ford family’s grip of death.

Bob: What a Great Game! The Lions only lost by a Field goal. Things are looking up for the team this year.

Bill: Do you always keep your Lions Butter at room temperature, Bob?

by DownInTheDumps February 7, 2022

New York Nutter Butter

The act of sticking your finger in your ass and pulling it out to find cum and nutty filled shit on your fingers. Then proceeding to stick them in your partners mouth

My dad gave me a raging new york nutter butter last night. or my grandmothers new york nutter butter taste the best

by DonkeyMcPunch July 1, 2024