Sex so filthy the troop of spider monkeys at the local zoo escape to come groom you both afterwards!
Nicole and I had a Hot Buttered MonkeyLove session that even an hour long shower couldn’t cleanse our souls afterwards.
by Bent Boy September 22, 2023
Get the Hot Buttered MonkeyLovemug. Butter collected from the scales of menstruating mermaids specifically in the northern parts of the Atlantic Ocean. Used primarily by fishing communities to add a unique flavor to seafood based dishes.
Gibli and Rafe just got back with 3 barrels of mermaid butter! Those poor creatures, too bad they’re so tasty!
by Texaskris December 23, 2023
Get the mermaid buttermug. by Mr. Soundtree July 21, 2022
Get the doo doo buttermug. Used to spread peanut butter onto toast , not the butter knife for uncultured swine out there ...... strictly for the cultured world and used strictly for peanut butter !
Jordan used a peanut butter knife to spread the heavenly smooth peanut butter onto his toast , because he was a well cultured individual !
by chuckiepoo July 26, 2016
Get the peanut butter knifemug. by Elber it Sits January 20, 2020
Get the butter boymug. by MK_Ultra1980 March 8, 2019
Get the Dipped my Cob in Buttermug. by Bofadeez69 October 18, 2022
Get the Wisconsin butter cupmug.