Upstate New York

The beautiful subrban part of new york. The real New york. It is a cultural ritzy expensive part of new york. Itis not all city thee is some farms. Upstaters are not hicks they just own lots of land and enjoy having fun. The average size of a yard is 1.5 acres. It is the most beautiful area of new york. It is home to niagra falls. It also has some big cities, Buffalo, Syracuse, Albany. But it is also home to some tiny cities. Phoenix Fulton Baldwinsville. We are the rel tough new yorkers that can stand anything.
LONGISLAND IS NOT A PART OF FUCKING UPSTATE

NYC-er:Damn its so cold
Upstate -er:how cold is it
NYC-er:50 degrees
Upstate -er:WTF thats not cold that just wicked warm
NYC-er:okay ya hick
*upstate New York -er kicks the NYC-ers ass for coming to upsate

by real upstate new yorker June 11, 2009

upstate new york

border of CANADA crazy north where everyone knows everyone and you can see amish people anyday

-hey, why are those poeple burning grass on their front lawn?
-oh were in upstate new york

-hey what the fuck was that guy riding a horse and buggy for?
-oh hes an amish, were in upstate new york

by cstan90 May 5, 2009

Cranbury New Jersey

A rich white snobby town. The kids there are dicks with are their fuckin preppy ass clothes and nice cars. Every house is at least twice as big as a normal persons house. Every car on the street is either Audi, BMW, Lexus, Mercedes, Hummer or Porsche. They can all go die in hell. I hate those people. Every kid there is a perfect jock/preppy/yuppie jackass. Everyone is white, and if you live there your either a WASP or a WASJ aka White Anglo Saxon Protestan or White Anglo Saxon Jew. Everyone there belongs to at least one Country Club and if you dont make over a million a year, dont bother moving in.

i heard that cranbury new jersey has commitees for each neighborhood that "check out" who wants to move into their area and if they're not white, they probably wont let you live there

by sdiufhl48 May 17, 2008

Rye, New York

Theres not much to say about rye, except for the fact that its an ugly shithole filled with whiny snobs who spend their friday nights popping their collars and counting their cash. 50% of the students smoke pot and the other 50% are getting laid. If you visit the actually pretty decent high school, you'll notice the hallways infested with snobby bastards with bags of weed hangin out their pockets and blackberries in their hands. IF you are unlucky enough to have to live here, I feel for you. Now, all the Rye kids reading this, go back to smoking pot and doing crack and stop wasting your time.

...must be from rye, new york.

by blank2121212121211212121 February 20, 2011

The New Jersey Monster

The monster that lives in the Pines of New Jersey
...EEk

I saw The New Jersey Monster and i pissed myself.

by Joe Bob May 13, 2005

The College of New Jersey

Here at this school, you can't even say there is a fine line between the overachievers who are getting an "excellent" education.. and the all- star athlete from one of the neighboring counties. Atheltes stick together and sororities/ & fraternites sitck together. There is never any mixing. The athletes dont like greek life because there smart enough to pass classes w/o being a phys ed major and greek life hate athletes because they have NCAA championships to put on their resumes not just GPAs.

" omg i love my BIg big, and lilil and all the friends i pay for"-- typical sorority chick at the college of new jersey

by Kittenheel April 19, 2006

New York Minute

Approximately equal to one second in reality.

I'll have it done in a New York minute!

by omega9999 December 14, 2003