Monkey nuts

Dominic has testicles that hang like two aired up basketballs in a trash bag they feel so good in your mouth you’ll end up spitting on his testicles and sucking on them

I got yo girl on top riding me with my dick in her but while her best friend is sucking on my monkey nuts

by Deeep sea sex May 5, 2021

Sour Monkey

When you let body fluids ferment over several years. Then force some random suspect to drink it.

This weekend do you want to sour monkey a hobo?

by that Mitch tho June 5, 2021

Dub Monkey

Watch what you want in whatever language you prefer. Dubs=Subs. They can coexist you turds.

Guy 1: Pfft! Look at the guy watching this anime dubbed! What a Dub Monkey.
Guy 2: Hey don’t be rude. They either probably need it due to disabilities or they just prefer it. Don’t judge someone just because they watch anime in English ffs.

by Duckos June 7, 2021

Monkey Parade

A group of black people marching to fight for equality and their rights

There's so much traffic today! Must be because of that Monkey Parade.

by currykillah June 17, 2021

Monkey Massage

The act of picking foreign substances off of another's back, much like a monkey.

Hey man could you give me a monkey massage?

by Garfibromyalgia May 18, 2021

Monkey shoes

Shoes With a big ass monkey on them

Person 1: oh shit nice monkey shoes

Person 2: thanks bro

by Yomommafat July 20, 2022

Vodka Monkey

Derogatory term for a person of Russian descent.

You hear about all the Vodka monkeys invading Ukraine. They sure like to act like Putin isn't a dictator.

by Ghost of Kiev February 24, 2022