fish counter

A fish counter is a vagina which smells like fish.

John: Oi oi hear about alice and her fish counter?
Bob: Yeah everyone knows I think she needs some baby wipes for her vagina

by Mat365 January 22, 2018

Sports Fish

A person who is just abruptly rude for no reason at all or in other words, is a asswhole.

Mary today was being a sports fish

by Drike August 11, 2019

Toilet Fish

Euphemism for piece of shit.

You selfish jerk you're such a toilet fish!!!

by Jerry Mane June 23, 2021

Photo Fishing

The act of being in an engaging conversation and then immediately stopping to search your phone for a specific photo or video, either successfully or unsuccessfully, often times leading to a change of topic or the end of the conversation.

We were reminiscing about our time to Spain when we began sharing stories about drinking wine in La Rioja, then I killed the convo by unsuccessfully photo fishing for an embarrassing photo of us on the Camino.

by TKMountain April 25, 2024

Star Fishing Lesbian

When there are two lesbians going to have sex, the hotter lesbian does nothing but “starfish” and the ugly lesbian has to put in all the work.

Anita and I got down with the nasty, but she’s nothing but a Star Fishing Lesbian.

She looks like a Star Fishing Lesbian

by MsStoleYourWife April 30, 2024

Peer Fishing

1. Two people searching for a third party with which to have sexual intercourse.

2. Inconspicuous way to have a casual conversation about a completed, successful threesome.

1. I was just curious if you would like to peer fish with my friend and I this weekend?

2. So how did that peer fishing go this weekend?

by Das King G August 13, 2012

Fish

a peculiar individual in a particular sense.

He is typically believed to be a frigid fish.

by Arminkshipper July 11, 2024