Poison Cake

The product of defecation immediately after receiving anal sex during which semen is ejaculated in to the rectum.

Where are Ted and Bob?
They are in Teds room eating a poison cake.

by fraggerdude May 13, 2025

piece of cake

ur sister

Tommy: Hey, I fucked your sister yesterday, it was a piece of cake.
Rosemberg: You're funny Tommy.

by rushersquare December 21, 2020

Take My Cake

They want you to stick it in their booty.

"Brad, literally just take my cake already."

by CarcinoGeneticist13 April 17, 2019

Cake

FL lingo. Means to be flirtatious or sexually towards one another.

“Lil shawty tryna cake”
“Bruh caked up right now”
“Caking on the phone with this baddie”

“Tryna cake”

by SmileyShotIt June 4, 2022

Nutty Nutty Fruit Cake

a beautiful word that makes you go bananas

Science Teacher: Zamn!! These crab cakes are making me go NUTTY NUTTY FRUIT CAKE!!
Science class: Nutty Nutty Fruity Cakey

by girlboss696969696 February 9, 2022

small cakes roasting

Why would a microwave even have the option of roasting small cakes is something the greatest philosophers have pondered on for centuries. Truly one of the greatest mysteries of humankind.

-Yo, why the fuck does your microwave have "small cakes roasting"?
-Shut up dude, It's an expensive microwave
-LMAOOO who the fuck roasts small cakes? You got ripped off man

by namaikatidedoviqhui May 16, 2023

Cake

Fat person, they have eaten too much cake

Omg have you seen her recently, she's an absolute cake

by Cakehunter January 22, 2022