Tiger-Water

Similar to Tigger-Water, tiger water is the water that ANYONE uses while having sex with a mistress. Named after the king of affairs Tiger Woods.

John- How much is tiger-water, Fred?
Fred- Dude just go have sex with your mistress and drink some water thats all it is.

by Squirrelchoker1 April 28, 2011

Water's Wife

Depression water's wife

Water loves Water's Wife

by Water Wife October 2, 2020

swimming in river water

To take a golden shower from Thai ladyboys while balls deep in the chocolate ring hole of the forth.

Went to Thailand I got really sick, I think it was because I went swimming in river water.

by Flamin ass crack August 28, 2023

Flowing Water

Water that is either flowing up and down or considered a wave or either just a way to say how the water is flowing down a river or a huge deep down from a large mountain of water.

Hey Dave Look! its Flowing Water across the whole town!

by misutu August 1, 2023

Toe in the water

When you shit and one half is touching the toilet water while the other half is still attached to you

He was sitting on the john, waiting for his toe in the water to drop

by MissDiva December 26, 2024

Water

The most toxic substances on Earth. Study show that anyone who drank water will died in the next 200 years.

Water is so toxic, my friend drank a cup of it and 10 days later, died in a car accident.

by PassiveShadela March 6, 2023

fresh water mariner

An individual with a substantial amount of book knowledge but little to no experience in practical application of that knowledge.

This fresh water mariner may act like he can ride a dirt track, but it's obvious from seeing his lap times he's just watched a lot of YouTube videos.

by Fred Honcho August 21, 2016