shortkey tits

When they automatically walk into someone in an anime and colapse and there hand falls on theire boob...

a girl was standing, and then sinji fell on top of her and it was shortkey tits ... just one of those girls over there...

by dolphinsexbuddy November 10, 2016

Tit Wig

The thick and often times pube-like tufts of hair sprouting on a guy's chest.

Wow Dan, that's some Tit Wig you've got there!

by PazDiego September 7, 2025

Creep tits

Term used to refer to women with tits that give your boner an innue in general or specifically when the red women in game of thrones removes her medallion and gives us all 30 second of "creep tits".

"The red women needs to put that fucking medallion back on and stop subjecting us to those CREEP TITS!!"

by The Touchdown Guy July 16, 2016

tit

nipples

hello sir your tits look lovely this evening

by nippleunicornacids March 10, 2015

Tits

The boost material on any adidas or rep adidas shoe, as it has "nipples"

Yo check out the tits on that pair! Think they're real?

by Boostmasterlin July 26, 2017

MAGA Tits

A person who acts holier than thou, supports Donald Trump and wears a shirt with MAGA across the chest. May be male of female and spreads false conspiracy theories as if they were fact

Person #1: "Trump is still your president because he won the 2020 election by a landslide. Also, if an apocalypse happens, don't trust the children because they'll gain your trust then kill you and eat you".

Person #2: "Whoa, whoa! Calm down MAGA Tits, Trump lost, and why would children kill and eat you? Wacko!"

by TheBFH March 23, 2024

Tits-up Tuesday

Every day of the week has a name. Monday is Blue Monday. Wednesday is Hump Day. Thursday is F.I.S.T. Day (fuck, it's still Thursday). Friday is TGIF or POETS Day (Piss off early, tomorrow is Saturday (Australian)). Tuesday is when the consequences of Mondays activities come home to roost - slightly delayed Karma. Typically, things go Tits-up on Tuesdays.

It's just another Tits-up Tuesday. I will fix it by COB on Hump Day with a bit of luck.

by inx13 July 21, 2022