Fog Piss

When you wake up in the middle of the night after drinking heavily to take a piss and you stumble around the bathroom in a half-drunken fog pissing everywhere.

Man, my wife was mad at me this morning when she had to clean up the aftermath of my fog piss

by Genitailious Rex December 6, 2021

Piss Moment

A moment or event worthy of ironically or intentionally pissing oneself to. These moments can be faked by those that wish to cover up the fact that they accidentally pissed themselves.

"Damn, that concert was a real piss moment!"

by JoeyJoeyJoeJoeJoannaJoeyJoe March 31, 2020

Screaming piss

A pee in which comes out of you so hard it sounds like frying bacon and/or makes you scream due to being so hot

“Be right back dude, I gotta take a screaming piss!”

by Noodle_man November 21, 2019

Hog Piss

DEF- Diesel Exhaust Fluid. The biggest batch of bullshit fed to the US population by the beloved EPA. It’s called hog piss because that’s literally what’s it’s made out of.

Sorry your shipment is late boss, my truck ran out of hog piss and went into limp mode.

by Big James May 10, 2018

Piss villain

Piss villain is the type of guy you would see on the streets, he'd be going around giving out gamer girl bath water and ruining people's days. He'd also yell "piss off" to old people in a very exaggerated British accent.

Person 1#: oh my god have you heard about piss villain???
Person 2#: please don't talk about them they yelled at my nan for asking them to walk the fish.

by q-uinn January 14, 2022

Phantom Piss

The lingering feeling of needing to piss after you’ve held it for so long and then finally pissed.

“I think I need to pee again”
“Bro you just went. It’s probably phantom piss. You were holding your pee for the whole drive.”

by android-app August 31, 2023

vintage piss

A really cool and hot artist. She does illustrations and Animations.

Do you follow vintage piss on Instagram?

Yeah, she’s so cool!

by sweetbabyboy June 26, 2021