Simp Jail

A place in which simps are sent to serve a sentence when they act out of pocket.

Sofi: Bran Bran's new haircut is so cute~
Sam: Simp Jail.
Sofi: WHAT.

by CupidsDefinitions November 22, 2021

SIMP

Amayah is a simp she simps all the Time

She likes to SIMP all the time

by Your girl 2 February 14, 2021

Simp

A guy who puts dishwashers before bros. He puts all his effort into a lady and he gets nothing in return from her; an acronym for Someone Idolising for Mediocre Pussy.

Nigel: I sent her $5,000 dollars to her webpage, I bought her a car, a house, and I spent my money on her on vacations and we aren’t still even dating yet! I’m going to simp harder by stealing my parents’ credit cards.

by Urfluff May 24, 2020

Needy vs. Simp

Me vs. You. Also known as two people who are talking where the girl is needy and the guy is a simp, but the guy refuses to admit that he is a simp and in return calls the girl a simp even though she is just needy.

Damn, that girl Kim is needy as fuck, but that guy Trevor is a simp. It's a Needy vs. Simp situation.

by 0001020304050607080900 January 28, 2021

Simp

A man whose desperare for female attention. Usually used as a response to someone "White Knighting" it in a comments section.

John spens a lot of time simping to videos of white girls shuffling on Tik Tok

by Doyerz November 8, 2020

national simp day

the day that you admit who you are simping for.

did you hear that today was national simp day?

by armona June 6, 2021

Simp

A man who is pussy whipped to the max. Willing to give up their whole life to be with this girl. Also know as jayce Hutchinson king simp himself

Jayce is a real simp he can’t get over Abbie

by JOHNSON_ERIK February 2, 2020