Shit Skiing

When you go for a shit in the toilet and there's no seat or you don't wont to sit on it, you pull your pants down and assume the position a down hill skier would use.

Bloke 1 "There's no seat in the toilet"
Bloke 2 "Best go shit skiing then!"

by dirtydom March 29, 2010

Farted Shit

Farted Shit

Farted Shit created by Benjamin Glasgow, Ryan Cangley, and Caleb Hendry

by fartedshitguy March 9, 2020

shit fucka

see shit fucker for example

slang for shit fucker

you is one bad ass shit fucka

one who fucks shit either male or female

you mutha fucken shit fucka

by lolipop June 19, 2006

shit shanked

When you go into a restroom to take a leak, wash your hands.. and during that process someone is dropping a duece is finishing up.. Rather than that person wait for the all clear, he or she must storm out off the stall and proclaim their victory upon you.

I went to the restroom to take a piss, was washing my hands in hopes I wouldn't be shit shanked from behind, he could have waited 10 seconds and nobody would have known...

by Petesbeeps July 2, 2017

Shit Cranker

Some one who is fluent in lying, and imense loads of stupidity pour out of their mouths.

Allen: "I fucked your donkey's ball sack with a vagina."
Anybody: "Shut the fuck up, you friggen Shit Cranker."

by The Schonz Bros. July 23, 2007

Shit a stick

Variation on "have a cow"

Ryan: Dude, why did you eat my last damn Poptart?!
Alex: Dont shit a stick man, i dident know it was your last one!

by Hammie V. October 8, 2008

shit hawk

a stupid, dumbass, fucking bird, that likes 2 shit everywhere. also known as, a seagull.

*that damn shit hawk!! crapped all over the new truck!!!
*im gunna kill that shithawk!!
*mommy! mommy!! the shithawk bit me!!

by me November 19, 2003