spray shits

Shit that comes out of your asshole with the same speed and consistency of any aerosol spray.

I've got some mean spray shits today.

by Stumanji July 15, 2011

mystery shit

When shit comes out your ass so fast you can't decide if it's liquid or solid.

I had a terrible mystery shit today

by Commander Epic June 19, 2011

Frodo Shit

A Frodo shit is one that destroys the ring

After eating nothing but pork and lard, my ring was destroyed by a Frodo shit

by signorpudgio November 22, 2011

goblin shit

Taking a shit with your feet up on the toilet seat, with your knees at your chest.

Usually used when you are short on time and got to drop a tank. Always works with little to no wipe. Very effective.

Shit bro I only have 2 minutes but I gotta deuce. I’m gonna goblin shit this one.

by Geegee123456789 February 26, 2021

shitting tears

a silly goofy way to describe how hard you're laughing at something, mostly used over text

person 1: *sends meme*
person 2: LMAOAOAO IM SHITTING TEARS
person 1: BWAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!??!

by isorib July 17, 2022

shit hawk

a stupid, dumbass, fucking bird, that likes 2 shit everywhere. also known as, a seagull.

*that damn shit hawk!! crapped all over the new truck!!!
*im gunna kill that shithawk!!
*mommy! mommy!! the shithawk bit me!!

by me November 19, 2003

shit storm

n. Figuratively, a huge downpour of shit; not to be confused with an actual dump as experienced by a headshitter

Dude, I fucked up large. Now I'm gonna face a gale force shit storm!

by D'emon November 7, 2002