Fart, Squat and Squeeze

Means something that is done quickly or recently or if someone is coming along.

I’ll be there in a fart, squat and squeeze minute.
What have you been doing in a fart, squat and squeeze?
Is he/she fart, squat and squeezing?

by Violetta Divas October 15, 2017

Chinese fart porn

something i love

Person 1: I love chinese fart porn
Person 2: Me too
*intense kissing*

by FireBroNigga January 8, 2023

Fart Fact 8

Farts are explosive, not just the way they come out of your arse, but two of the gases in farts are inflammable. Methane and hydrogen, are inflammable, which is what makes it possible to cause a small explosion if you hold a lighter up to your rear end when you fart. It’s not a good idea though, we’ve all heard the story about the kid who farted at the candles on his birthday cake and ended up in hospital with a badly burned backside so don’t do it.

“Have you heard Malcolm’s had to go to hospital after setting light to his fart.”
“Fart fact 8, though I’m surprised with the amount of gas he produces he didn’t end up in orbit.”

by AKACroatalin October 28, 2019

Fart Fact 11

This is a fact unlike most of the stuff submitted by brain dead retards. Because of the food they eat vegetarians fart more than non-vegetarians! Apparently, it's because much of the food they eat, particularly beans and soya based products, carbohydrates made of molecules that are too large to be absorbed in our small intestine during digestion so they pass into the large intestine still intact. This leads to an increase in certain bacteria in the lower intestine needed to break down these carbohydrates which produces large amounts of hydrogen, nitrogen and carbon dioxide gas. So the next time a vegetarian tells you to stop eating meat to lower your carbon footprint, tell them to stop farting and set an example.

“Kim farts more than Malcolm!”
“It’s because she’s a vegetarian, fart fact 11.”

by AKACroatalin October 30, 2019

trap nation fart

music to everyones ears. if you're feeling down, put trap nation fart on in the background and your spirits will soon rise

"ayo bro i'm feeling so down rn"
"ah bro have you tried listening to trap nation fart?"

by pel the destroyer December 25, 2021

maximum fart capacity

The maximum number of farts that a couch can hold before the farts trapped inside begin to leach out after sitting down. Also known as "fart saturation".

Did you just fart? No, the couch just reached its maximum fart capacity.

by Kyle5 December 25, 2009

Farting Through Fecal

1)When one rips ass and is holding back a shit.

2)When one releases anal bio-hazardous gas while the need for a large fecal evacuation is in order.

3) The second most deadly type of fart behind only the infamous shower fart.

We were sitting playing some video games and he was just farting through fecal, it was lethal.

Dude go take a shit you're FTF'ing

by Cent2Crew March 28, 2009