December 9

December 9 is national praise Mayson Landry for his legendary jazz solo.

Guy: Ayy you slippery goose, what day is it?
Slippery Goose: You already know it’s December 9 bro
Guy: Fr? Where’s Mayson Landry?
Slippery Goose: Why you got beef?
Guy: It’s national praise Mayson Landry for his jazz solo
Slippery Goose: Ait’ bet

by Mayson Landry enthusiast December 8, 2021

December 17th

Aspen appreciation day

Friend one: Here's a present!!
Friend 2: Dude what's this for
Friend one: It's December 17th!!
Friend two: yeah so its not Christmas yet?
Friend One: Yeah but its Aspen appreciation day!

by Kiidoes December 8, 2021

December 9

December 9th is national twerk on ur crush day

if you are shy u can hug them Ig 🙄 but its December 9th soooo do sum

by txdt.shawty December 8, 2021

december 13

Taylor Allison Swift is born

friend: when is taylor swift’s birthday

me: december 13th 1989
friend: when’s my birthday

me:why would i know that

by swiftie01 December 8, 2021

December 11th

Go to a ball with you best friend

Hey let's go to a dance
Why

Its December 11th

by Ahhhskiskiski December 8, 2021

December 9th

Unlimited besito (kiss) day

Guy : Its December 9th
Girl: *Stares*
SMOOOOOCHHH

by ynnohj December 8, 2021

December 10

national kiss your girlfriend day

boy: hey what’s up

girl: hey

boy: “kisses her”

oh must me december 10

by lololololbumbun December 8, 2021