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Crap cake

The formal version of crap cracker. The distinction being type of clothes the person is wearing.
Haha, Matt made a crap cake on his wedding night!
by Oops_wrong_door August 23, 2025
mugGet the Crap cakemug.

minnesota funnel cake

A sex act popularized in Minnesota, but was invented a woman named Kate in the state of Virginia. The sex act used to be an inside joke in the old Yahoo Pro Wrestling Chat room, but quickly spread to all the regulars who used to chat in the chat room. A man from Minnesota who used to be a regular in that chat room picked up the sex act and popularized it in that state.

The sex act is where A woman puts a funnel cake up her vagina. Her sex partner then proceeds to eat the funnel cake out of her vagina.
Dude, I just did the Minnesota Funnel Cake with this girl the other day. I heard about the Minnesota Funnel Cake from some guy from South Minneapolis. As soon as I heard about it, I bought a funnel cake and shoved it up this girl's poontang. Then I ate it out of her. She loved it!
by Ollie Churpuzzi November 6, 2016
mugGet the minnesota funnel cakemug.

cake and candles

A phrase a man can use to wish another man a happy birthday in a heterosexual manner
Jamar: I'm turning 30
Greg: ...
Greg: Cake and candles my brotha
by The Fire Nation December 26, 2023
mugGet the cake and candlesmug.

Chocolate cake

When a man licks a women from front to back when she has a yeast infection
Hey babe I know you have a yeast infection but can I still get that chocolate cake
by Cakeman9876 April 5, 2022
mugGet the Chocolate cakemug.

undercover crab cake

A girl who you would never in a million years expect to have but does in fact have an infected, un-washed, or undesirable vagina.
She appeared to take care of herself, but she straight up had an undercover crab cake.
by Steal-Lene July 16, 2020
mugGet the undercover crab cakemug.

pound those cakes

Girl let me pound those cakes for you!
by PapiChulo11 January 27, 2022
mugGet the pound those cakesmug.

crumb cake bitch

The type of bitch that that's not only crumby but crumbles to the floor when out of line.
Listen here you crumb cake bitch get the fuck outta my walls
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 10, 2022
mugGet the crumb cake bitchmug.

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