butt pussy

a vulva where the inner labia are obscured by the outer labia and resembles a pair of minature buttcheeks.

Charles was ecstatic to see that Angela's vaginal openning did not resemble Mothra's wings and looked more like a butt pussy.

by Max, Thad, James , Mark April 27, 2006

butt punch

A party game usually played with only guys. Each player pumps HI-C Fruit Punch into his asshole. Players start on one side of a room. They must run to the other end and squeeze the fruit punch out of their asshole into a cup. The player with the least amount of punch in his cup must drink both cups.

I got wasted at that party. We played butt punch and I lost every time.

by jmasseythethird July 25, 2010

butt funnel

The butt funnel is a great instrument/tool. It is simply one of those priceless inventions used to make an Alabama Key Lime Pie easier. If you don't know what that is, you are an amateur and need to look it up on this website. It's basically used just like any other funnel, it just has the word "butt" in front of it. Everyone knows how to use a normal funnel....So you don't miss the hole, rather it be a the hole in your car engine that you put oil in, a stink star, also known as a butthole, or just simply a cup. I guess a normal funnel could also be called a "butt funnel" as long as it is strictly used to perform an Alabama Key Lime Pie. Damn, I almost got off the subject...What you do is simple and very erotic. Just pee in the funnel as it is inserted into the butthole of your significant other right after you cum. This will obviously take a couple of minutes since every guy knows that a piss right after you cum takes alot of concentration. It is very possible though and awesome when it is accomplished. You will eventually get the perfect mixture of cum and piss resulting in an Alabama Key Lime Pie. If you don't enjoy this, don't do it because your girl will be asking for it time and time again.

FYI - Also, this device can also been referred to as a "Docking Station"...Simply used by rookie Space Dockers so they don't miss. After 4-5 times this device will no longer be necessary.

P.S. - This definition will require a gigantic coffee mug.

Tiawana: Shit T-Roy, you're too drunk to perform an Alabama Key Lime Pie on me tonight.

T-Roy: You're probably right baby. Good thing we purchased a Butt Funnel this afternoon. It sure is alot easier to his a 6-inch hole than your dinky little pussy hole.

Tiawana: That was awesome T-Roy. Please do it again.

T-Roy: Girl, you're such a freak. You got to wail until tomorrow. Everyone knows you can't do that until you eat something. Now get up and get in the shower and get the hell off my bed before that shit spills out. Damn you're nasty.

by reebdaeh October 6, 2009

funky butt

The fetid, unwashed buttcrack of someone, usually an overweight black female. First used in a Hustler Magazine cartoon, circa 1979.

Lawdy Latisha, didn't you wash yo funky butt befo' leavin' da house?

by NotSteve September 10, 2006

Pee Butt

When someone of the male gender stops to pee in public or is at a urinal, another male sneaks up behind him and urinates on his butt. This is the act of pee butt.

"Dude, why are your pants all wet, did you piss yourself?"
"No dude, it's not actually my piss! Some asshole pulled over after me on the freeway and gave me a pee butt!"

by JICHMAN December 6, 2011

butt faggot

Another slang for someone whom uses /b/- b tard.

It's time to gather all the butt faggots for an ebaums raid.

by Iggy Daniels October 19, 2010

butt nugget

from when you dont wipe your ass enough, you get butt crumbs butt nuggets or something my cousins would name there dog.

"come here butt nugget!"

by shoo bop January 21, 2009