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Garlic Butter

Garlic Butter-
a violent greasy liquid used to prevent your enemies from caressing your earlobes.
(Suggestion: Attack best used whence spraying at the enemy rather than pouring. Though if you feel the need to penetrate enemy with such substance, so be it; that works too.)
Example:

Gerald *fills pressure washer with garlic butter*
Ann: Gerald, what the hell?!
Gerald: A n n; do y o u wanna fucking die in the earlobe apocalypse?!
Ann:.....well...no.
Gerald: then f u c k o f f.
Ann: *f u c k i n g a w a y f r o m g e r a l d*
Gerald: Bashiba, Ann
Ann: B a s h i b a Gerald.*eyebrow wiggle*
by Oh_its_just_you.-. August 10, 2018
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butter chicken prize

When a student is studying hard, they get a butter chicken prize. If a student gets the butter chicken prize, the sheer deliciousness of the butter chicken will prompt them to exclaim "MOTHERFUCK!", as yelling "MOTHERFUCK!" is an involuntary reaction to tasting some delicious butter chicken.

This phrase originates from the video "Cooking Curry During College Lecture!", by Fique, in which he says the phrase: "student studying like a hard boy, giving a butter chicken prize", while he is cooking butter chicken in class. This video is also the origin of the "Ding Dong Eat It Up" meme, which quickly blew up in popularity.
"LET'S FREAKING GO I FINALLY GOT A BUTTER CHICKEN PRIZE! MOTHERFUCK!"-good student
by monkeyischonkey October 28, 2024
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Peanut butter spoon

When you spoon a Woman’s vagina with peanut butter on your hand and then have a dog lick it
“I gave Rachel and peanut butter spoon which her dog Henry last night
by SomeA$$hole April 8, 2022
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Butter fingers

When the man fingers the girl and licks off the discharge
by Shameka w October 30, 2017
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Secure that butter

Used to command someone to be careful with a precious resource, especially to prevent their talents, positive traits, or advantages of any kind from going to waste or turning into something negative. We are all given a certain amount of butter for our bread, and the more we have, the harder it can be to secure. All it takes is one moment of carelessness, and that butter may slip off the bread and into the toaster as we are trying to use its residual heat to warm the butter to an optimal temperature in the post-toasting phase of toast preparation. The next thing we know, the toaster is giving off a noxious scent of burnt butter as a lingering reminder of the mistake we have made.
Girl, you best secure that butter! You have a lot going for you, but I'd hate for it to fall into the toaster and haunt you forever.
by tjjohn12 July 2, 2016
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Peamnut Butter Bamgels

The best snack for when you cant sleep
Me at 4:30 pm: I'm going to go to bed early tonight so I can be refreshed in the morning.

Me at 1:20 am: mhhhhm Peamnut Butter Bamgels
by Castor Charmwood September 11, 2020
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melt the butter

The act of standing under a hot shower head, allowing the water to penetrate your greasy hair.
Took me an extra 5 minutes to “melt the butter” during my shower. Sorry I’m late!
by HolDoll February 5, 2018
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