Kissed-Me-So-Hard-My-Ears-Popped

(n.) A kiss given by one of the most beautiful people on the planet. The kind of kiss in which two people are separated from the real world and its problems and are teleported to a point in space where it is just those two people.

(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.

Friend: Hey dude, why are you smiling so hard?

D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!

by laddie- October 14, 2018

First kiss

What landie will never get

Landie will never have her first kiss.

by Onsismaarnethier February 10, 2021

kissing family

when Bill Hader basically mouth rapes you and holds your hands against your will

tayla: have you seen kissing family?
stranger: no why?
tayla: yOU ABSOLUTE WANKA

by queeflicker69 October 29, 2019

Kimberley Kiss

When you are deliberately rammed by a stolen motor vehicle.

We were driving down the road and got a Kimberley kiss

by McCaviar May 30, 2022

Choke a girl and kiss her day

13 November is national choke a girl and kiss her day

Go choke and kiss a girl

Choke a girl and kiss her day is very good day

by Ananas95brekung November 8, 2020

Sodoma's kiss

Referring to the sexual practice, involving a male partner and male/female partner. the male partner uses the orifice of his urethra (that simulates the lips) to gently touch the anus of the male/female partner.

A:have you kissed Gary yet?
B:yes, i grave him a Sodoma's Kiss

”Ruth grabbed him firmly from the shoulder and pushed him down, unsheathing his manhood, ready to give Jonah the Sodoma's kiss.."
Ref. Ten nights of forbidden pleasure J.M. Edwards

by Sottowritten December 3, 2021

Powdered kiss

When he/she puts pixie stick powder in their mouth and makeout with another person said powder in mouth

“Do you want a powdered kiss?”

by derm w March 18, 2023