Dick Sniffer

1.) A complete and utter Douchebag.

2.) A causal term used to rip on your friends like Phillip or Ian.

1.) Check out that guys Ed Hardy shirt. What a dick sniffer!

2.) What's up Phillip you Dick Sniffer?

by bbcarolan March 28, 2011

dick’s ass

Any unfavorable condition.

It’s hotter than a dick’s ass in here.

Man1: How did your interview go?

Man2: Dick’s ass.

It smells like a dick’s ass in the kitchen.

What the dick’s ass is this nonsense?

I don’t give a dick’s ass what you think!

This movie is dick’s ass.

This train is moving slower than a dick’s ass.

by Sigaret Breff June 8, 2023

clittle dick

When a mans penis is so small it resembles a large female clitoris

That guy has a clittle dick

by BetterThanYou717 April 19, 2016

Dick doodled

The act of drawing a dick on someones homework paper when they are not looking. Often with a pen so that they can't erase it.

Wow, did I really just get dick doodled? Miss Joebob will kill me if she sees this.

by Hitlers evil twin November 23, 2010

Ice dick

A state of being induced ;intoxicated on crystal meth while having sex . Rock hard penis state of Fuck ability .

I secretly love when a guy has ice dick , while fucking my brains out .

by Djrgp November 11, 2018

poopoo dick

when someone ridin on a guy and they fuckin fart and a damn fuckin shit come out on the dick

bro i swear bro reniqua is fucking gross as shit bro she gave me a poopoo dick on my momma

by charmue March 31, 2019

the rich dick

Can be seen coming off of his Lamborghini Aventador.Usually named Trent, Marcós, Jayson, Chad, Peyton, Dominic, Sisqo,Maximus,Danté and more. Usually has a very priviledged spoilt brat sounding last name(eg. Trenton Blake)He is also usually very ignorant and sometimes a downright idiot but his atttactiveness still let's him play the girls. His hair is gelled (obviously). Wearing the traditional pidgeotto haircut or a comb over for style purposes or if (light skin, dark skin's even a volume flat top with fade(high) or a pompadour(in it's douchiest form)(all these haircuts if not blonde, died blonde) with a varsity jacket(either Palace or Off-White)black t-shirt,Fear of God heavy terry sweatpants with black/red Yeezys or he'll wear a white Supreme Box logo t-shirt with Bape Ultimate Black City Camo sweatpants (sagged of course) with Gucci slides(socks if you will,from OF that don't match at all) or sometimes just a designer tracksuit(usually Kappa or a leather Adidas one) . He wears loads of designer brands. His main faves are Bape, Supreme, Off-White,Nike and Louis Vuitton. Throw in some Axe A LOT of it. One sniff of him and you'll die.

His attitude is poo. When talking to his arrogant, vain, sleazy self. Listen to him brag about how good he looks (his 6 pack) and his muscles or his new Tommy slides or his new designer backpack, either a smooth Black or any shade of red(red being his favorite color).

Scenario 1
Yoona and Cory: Oh no here comes Jayson look out!

Jayson: Yo bro get out the way before you step on my Yeezys and contaminate my new Rolex with HIV or some shit XD. Cost more than your rent bruhhhhh. (*flexes watch*)

John(Jayson's minion) : OOOOHHH SAVAGE

Cory: Wow, he really is the rich douche

Scenario 2
Henry: Who splashed water on us?!?

Samuel and Anya: It was the rich privileged spoiled school jock Maximus Dickhead

Maximus: XD My new Tesla did it without me noticing. It must've been on autopilot.

Anya: Yeah, right then do a favor clean us off (*smiles*)

Maximus: Yooo, obviously I did that on purpose XD. This isn't Make a Wish I don't do deeds for the homeless. (*smirks*)

Samuel: That's for children with chronic illness.

Maximus: Bro SUCK MY DICK! BYE PEASANTS. YOU DON'T DESERVE TO TALK TO THE KING AND BE IN THE PRESENCE OF THIS AMAZING BODY (*flexes muscles") (*Puts on designer shades.*)

*Tesla crashes*

Henry: He really is the rich douche, just as retarded as one too.

The rich dick is a very wealthy guy who doesn't care for other's feelings.

by The truth tellar March 13, 2020