Language Simp

The most fake "hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male" on the planet

Guy: do you watch Language Simp on YT? He's the best language teacher in the world!

Other Guy: He is not "the best language teacher in the world", he's a fake language teacher who teaches everybody a bunch of fake stuff about languages.

by anonymous June 2, 2023

Simp

jake

Jake is a massive simp for Abbie

by yete68 October 1, 2020

Simp

A boy that is so cringy and wet when trying to get a girl.

Girl 1: omg Jack is such a simp.
Girl 2: I know right what a virgin.

by Hayley23 April 19, 2020

Simp

"nulaa"

Nulaa is the definition of a simp.

by Leahidk September 18, 2020

The Simp Debate

When a person accused of simping attempts to prove otherwise in front of any person or group of people.

Do we really need to have the simp debate right now? You spent $100 dollars on this girl and she's given you nothing!

by gibblie May 30, 2023

simp

A slang used for generalizing men or women that assumes the attraction of the opposite gender wanting sex, money, attention, etc. Especially women named "Claire"

Claire is simping for this hot guy on Pornhub.

by incamstol December 29, 2020

Simp

A person who is really nice to someone like really nice LIKE REALLY FUCKING NICE. THERE NICE to someone they want to fuck or date

Your the most gorgeous nice amazing woman ive ever met. Shawn. Your a simp if you say that stupid bitch.

by UrRealM0m March 8, 2021