Fog Piss

When you wake up in the middle of the night after drinking heavily to take a piss and you stumble around the bathroom in a half-drunken fog pissing everywhere.

Man, my wife was mad at me this morning when she had to clean up the aftermath of my fog piss

by Genitailious Rex December 6, 2021

piss baby

(noun)

Infant or child made of urine or metaphorically acts like a child made of urine.

person one- Oh, how are you doing today?
person two- Not good. Trevor committed grand larceny last night.
person one- What a piss baby.

by jill :] August 9, 2021

pissing on y'all

Straight pissing on someone. Being better in a particular sport or hobby,...

James:"you one goofy ass nigga bruh"
DaQuan: "Bullshit,I'm straight pissing on y'all" *throws up gang sign*

by @suicide_.exe February 20, 2018

Piss

ya do it every day!

(john) Man I really have to take a piss
(mike) Then go take one?

by orange15 May 24, 2021

Piss wiggles

When you need to use the bathroom but are forced to hold it leading to strange behaviors conducted to ease the body of its natural needs

Jim: *circular hip motion*
Henry: yo wtf, quit that gay shit

Jim: no choice, got the piss wiggles

Henry:……..ok.

by Inferno_ September 1, 2021

piss conversation

When you’re talking to someone whilst taking a piss

1) Me and billy were having a piss conversation the other day. 2) talking to Kat about big animu tiddies and not actually liking them

by MyNamesFuckinDave December 22, 2018

Pissed as a Newt

When someone’s had one too many Guinness’

Oh that Ethan, he is pissed as a newt

by GreatcrestedNewt June 7, 2020