The Douche Finger

The index finger held up by douchebags in pictures

"Wow, he was holding up the douche finger in 50% of his profile pictures. What an ass."

by tttttttttttttom May 13, 2015

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Play the five-fingered flute

British, meaning of Masturbation.

Whenever I see your mother, I start playing the five fingered flute.

That bish Kemdrick Lamara is overrated as hell, but she looking, every time she preforms I play the five-fingered flute.

by RealTalkThemHo September 9, 2016

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Nun's finger refers to the lump on the middle finger from writing long papers with a pen. It's common among university students during their exam periods, especially MBA and medical students who have very long exams papers to write. It is thought to have come from a joke about nuns getting a similar lump, or rubbing sore from holding candles in a similar way to a pen but using them to pleasure themselves. There is also possible reference to the virginity of a finger, as the nun's finger syndrome is more common when the finger owner has not performed a great deal of intensive writing for some time.

As I am a computer programmer, I don't write with a pen any more I have a nun's finger from all my MBA exams.

by Mother superiority August 2, 2016

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