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Urban Dictionary English

The way real people actually speak. To be contrasted with Proper English or the even more antiquated Received Standard, the speaking of either of which today in many situations will lead to strange looks, chuckles, sneers or cries of "Speak fucking English!" Reflective of the modern trend away from conformity, rigidity, artificiality and snobbery toward autonomy, creativity and the rejection of propriety.
Aaron: Good Day, My Good Man! I say, may I inquire as to the freshness of your pomegranates? Old, dry fruit is something up with which I will not put!

J.B.: Whoa, Homie, you talk like that around here and you'll get your ass kicked! You'd better check out the internet and learn how to speak fucking English. Urban Dictionary English can save your pathetic ass, Dweeb.
by Avery Clapsaddle September 30, 2011
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Urban Dictionary Editor

An Urban Dictionary Editor is what makes peoples entries be entered. With-out them, the guidelines would be nowhere and nonsense would rule the galaxy. They spend their own time to read through peoples definitions and then accept or reject them.
Those who don't like them do not fully understand the value of them. They are kind people. They make UD stay cool and the crap out (cause we don't want to know your cat has got an anal infection, nor your girlfriend's name).
"Wow, I wish i had enough kindness in me to be an Urban Dictionary Editor. They spend their own time to keep UD cleana and fun, and still have time to go shit on some noobs."
by Jim Jimminy Jimbob Jones February 24, 2007
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Urban Dictionary

The fact that you typed in Urban Dictionary means that you are very bored and that you have typed in every other word you have thought about and clicked random too many times!!!
I am sorry to all those 1% that are actually curious!!
Jake: OMG I have literally typed in every single word that I can think of!!! I have even past the stage where I have typed in Urban Dictionary!!!

Harvey: Yes but have you tried writting in Aransithide
by Hrvy Brchr January 28, 2010
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Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is the dictionary you wrote. Define your world.
Notice the top of the page under the searchbar? it says "Urban Dictionary is the dictionary you wrote. Define your world."
by teh_musician May 4, 2009
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this website that your literally using right just in case you haven't realised.
imagine actually searching up a website on the website that your searching for.
that would make u sad
and imagine actually putting gifs on meanings

and apparently i have to include the word that im defining, so uh, uRbAn dIcTiOnArY
there
by KyxonZ August 2, 2020
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Urban Dictionary Burn

When the word you submit to Urban Dictionary gets rejected. Most often because you are clueless. Also Urban Dictionary Dis.
Kevin: I have received an email communication from Urban Dictionary informing me that the word I came up with will not be published. I am most confused.

Annette: Ouch, dude. Feel the Urban Dictionary Burn.
by momanet September 6, 2011
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Urban Dick Flooders

An Urban Dick Flooder is someone that post completely useless garbage on Urban Dictionary. They cause Editors to spend hours sorting through WOS (Waste Of Space) posts, in order to find the legitimate New Word descriptions. These types of Posters tend to not have their own accounts, and often times are first-time viewers of the site. Since they don't care about the site, or it's rules, they post generic junk like "Jenna is so hot!" and "Tommy is a F@G!". These types of posts create a giant mess of posts that legitimate Posters and Editors have to sort through. Which can cause delays of new words being posted to the site by weeks, even months. Many legitimate words can even be dismissed on accident due to this fact.
Man am I getting sick of sorting through WOS posts from Urban Dick Flooders! If they would just read the rules, so much time wouldn't be wasted sorting through all of this S**T! I have some words that have been sitting on hold for months because legitimate Editors like myself spend more time deleting WOS posts, then we do getting to post true, creative content.
by the2ndflood August 21, 2008
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