Someone who does not have a clue about what is going on around them. A person that has to have jokes explained to them. Even worse, someone that acts as if they don't understand something even when they understand perfectly.
by dempsey4mk July 10, 2006
Get the couldn't find his ass with two handsmug. by Champonion February 26, 2020
Get the February 28 National holding hands daymug. man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
So the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
The girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
So the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
The girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
by Anedo February 4, 2019
Get the man door hand hook car doormug. April 18, On April 18 it’s nation hold hands day, single or not if someone wants to hold your hand you have to let them.
by Jsksk April 17, 2019
Get the April 18 National hold hands daymug. Double Handed Double TF's, short for Double Handed Double Thumb Fuck's, involve the process of cupping the hands around the penis and clasping the fingers together while forming an artificial vagina using the two thumbs around either side of the cock.
by Nick Meecham November 9, 2007
Get the Double Handed Double TFmug. Term used by another man in the room to cause a disturbance and distraction during the killing of Malcom X in New York.
by Loudcloud June 11, 2006
Get the Get your hand outta my pocket!mug. by My yee 2 January 23, 2021
Get the Can you hand me that rock over there?mug.