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You are a simp ( meaning you are an Andrew )
by Jik123 April 23, 2024
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Someone who does way too much for another. And i mean waaaay to much. Like chill out.

("S" is for seduction
You've been charmed by her corruption
And "I" is for impressing girl online with your investment
And the "M" is for the money that you've lost since this all started
But that "P" is for the princess always gave her what she wanted)
-DayByDave
Guy #1: Bro have you seen this twitch streamer? Shes so goddam hot i donated 120 dollars to her to say my name.
Guy #2: You fucking simp why would you waste your money on her to say your name while you can get your teacher to say it by just chatting in class.
by Antoine Destro November 2, 2020
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Square Pimp - when a "square" tries to be a pimp but he gets walked over by his hoes
T: Hey man did you see that Geez girls went renegade?
F: Yeah man dude's a straight Simp
by Why_is_this_on_me June 10, 2020
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Hookin your boy up with some T.A.P

and being the one making the pussy trash but complains for hoes getting slapped
by No thing chicken wing December 7, 2020
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A person who over values a woman in a foolish and embarrassing manner. The person deemed a “simp” is among society’s least worthy and pathetic individuals.
Friend 1: Yo bro, You know that Tamil guy Javiathan? He’s a simp!

Friend 2: why you say that?

Friend 1: because he’s chatting and attempting to hit on a preggo, 2/10 broad whose lacking and craving male attention in every shape and form, with the hopes of it going somewhere.

Friend 2: wow thanks, I definitely understand what a simp is now.

Friend 1: yea man, some say it may even be an acute syndrome that is incurable and linked to cuckitosis.
by Friending friend February 13, 2020
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Simp is someone who spends time with a girl instead of the boyz
Bro why isn’t Matt on? Oh because he’s out simping.
by SirButterNugs March 2, 2021
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A simp is someone who always bums up to women like they are goddesses but in reality are just like them.
Yo why has he left us to be with Harriette?
Coz he's a simp
by Bigsimpman March 3, 2020
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