Penis moment 

A typically cringy moment you had, usually as a child.
A moment that you didn't realize was cringy at the time but in later years makes you shudder as you think about it.

Example: emo kids posting song lyrics or quotes to social media.

A: ''hey dude, remember that time you fell in love with our teacher and stalked him online and then he blocked you?''
B:''Don't remind me ..''

A: ''penis moment lol''

Penis moment by Juenyx January 24, 2024

PENIS NIGHT 

A night when the lads get together and sings along to “Resputin” while dancing around a fire doing the classic “Penis Dance”.

Ryan” Yo ribbie u sliding to penis night?”

Ribbie”fuck ya, I live penis night!”

PENIS NIGHT by PENIS NIGHT January 29, 2024

Penis Explosion Chamber 

A place where the Penises of annoying people explode

He is very annoying. We should send him into the Penis Explosion Chamber

Penis Explosion Chamber by Ash30K February 29, 2024

Penis Constant 

The penis constant is a term commonly used in physics and advanced mathematics when denoting the number 80085. The symbol for said constant is 𓂸 and it can be found in a variety of complex equations, such as E = m𓂸² or nλ = dsin𓂸. As was probably stated by renowned physicians Hutton and Shveygert, "There are two types of people in this world, those who spend strenuous time writing boobs on their calculator, and those who use the penis constant, and in this world there should only be one type of person"

Teacher: Sorry class, it looks like I made a mistake on the board, although I can't figure out where I went wrong
Student: Sir, it seems you missed out the penis constant!
Teacher: Ah yes, how could I forget that! 5 commendations!

Penis Constant by Arowyn"The Rice Farmer"Cashell March 1, 2024

Penis Shaman 

A dude in a van down an alley, sometimes known to frequent sex ed classes, who begs you to pull down your pants and show him your penis. He also has the power to dictate which men's peni have the ability to turn lesbians "correct" (that's what he says) again. New ones show up all the time and no one knows how.

Joe: Hey man, have you seen the penis shaman?
Penis shaman: PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS! I NEED TO SEE YOUR PENIS! SHOW IT TO ME! YOUR PENIS I NEED IT! PENIS PENIS PENIS! GET IN MY VAN! I NEED TO SEE IT! It cannot turn lesbians correct. DON'T PUT IT AWAY! I NEED TO SEE IT!

Penis Shaman by greydotcom March 25, 2024

Penis Shaman 

A penis shaman is a man who lives in a van, sometimes can be seen at Sex Ed courses, and he begs to see your penis. They are known to try to take you to their van and look at your penis. They also have the ability to tell you if your penis can turn a lesbian "correct" again (his words not mine). Be careful of the penis shaman. Their powers are few but he will sexually harass you to see your cock in public.

Joe: Hey, have you seen the penis shaman?
PENIS SHAMAN: PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS! I NEED TO SEE IT! PULL IT DOWN! I'M GONNA PULL THEM DOWN! I NEED TO SEE YOUR COCK! PENIS PENIS PENIS! TAKE YOUR UNDERWEAR OFF I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE OUTLINE! GET IT HARD I WANT TO SEE IT HARD! TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF! GET IN MY VAN! MY VAN IS OVER THERE! GET IN IT BUT YOU BETTER NOT HAVE ANYTHING COVERING YOUR MEMBER! It cannot turn lesbians correct. GET IN MY PENIS VAN I NEED TO INSPECT IT! PENIS! STOP THAT MAN HE'S TAKING MY RIGHT TO SEE COCK AWAY! COME BACK!

Penis Shaman by greydotcom March 25, 2024

Penis-ing 

When you Where you find the nearest man a brutally cut his penis off. You, i said it.

Have you ever tried A Penis-ing?
That's when you Where you find the nearest man a brutally cut his penis off. You, i said it.

Penis-ing by EisleyEternal March 26, 2024