Simp

A man who lives by the ideology of hoes over bros execpt cannot ever get the "hoe". Their idea of chilvary is holding doors open and worshiping women.

Luke: have u ever noticed that adam kid is always worshipping the femoids and never makes time for the bros.
Adam: females are goddesses and i shant ever disrespect their beauty.
Luke: u just want puss u simp
Adam: I am not a simp i just happen to love sucking toes of women.

by Theoneandonlygod13t79 April 23, 2020

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a simp is someone who devotes all of their attention to you. they spend every last second trying to impress you. they adore you with their whole heart. you are the center of their universe, the only reason they care. a simp is someone who is only kind to you, will love/care for only you.

becca: I'm a simp for you ally
ally: <3

by psyzzz April 8, 2020

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Jack Hollingworth

Oh my god Look a simp over there talking to Charlotte Makay Komal and Olivia. Oh yea thats just Jack

by Jacks a simp March 13, 2020

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You simp for fictional characters or just people in general.

''I'm such a simp for Daichi from Haikyuu"

by ♡•Jordan•♡ October 12, 2021

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A person (could be a guy or a girl, but they're often dudes) who does nice things with the expectation of getting something in return- typically sex or a smooch or smth. Not to be confused with a nice guy, who thinks they're deserving of female attention just for not bullying her.

Note: Do NOT call someone a simp for showing respect. If it's clear they're just being a good person, they're not a simp. If they're only doing it because they think the person will "owe them" then they hella simp

Girl: Thank you for holding the door :)
Guy: Yea no problem, but can I get a kiss?
Girl: Uh, no.
Guy: But I did you a favor! You owe me now!
Girl: ew you simp

by coolkiddo69 May 12, 2020

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