Meat Market Magic

When the unthinkable happens that no one saw coming on the dating scene

Jessa: I can’t believe you got with her.

Nick: It was Meat Market Magic. Hope no one sold me short.

by Slabshack January 10, 2019

Meat Skittle

The clit, nothing more, nothing less.

Zach: "Yo Bosnian Jake how far did you get with her"

Jake: "I tongue punched her meat skittle"

by yungthiccy January 17, 2019

Gas station meat

Phrase used for when you or someone you know gets fucked in a gas station bathroom on the floor by the janitor

P1: Hey, what took you so long ?
P2: I was filling up the car, I went inside and got some of that gas station meat

by Skeletonpotato June 11, 2018

Meat Udder

An alternative name for a penis

I came home from school last Friday, and was greeted by my dad tugging his meat udder over a family photo of us, it was really disturbing.

by Meat Man 666 June 16, 2018

rogue meat

Among gay men, "rogue meat" is a slang term used to refer to complete strangers they perform sex acts with in totally random hookups. Rogue meat could also refer to the male genitals of these random hookups.

I'm heading to the rest stop to see if I can find some rogue meat.

by TRDT June 21, 2018

Heats out, meats out

When it's too hot in your room and you can't get comfortable so you just take all your shit off.

Heats out, meats out: When you're too damn hot in your room so you just take your damn clothes off.

Hey bro why the fuck are your clothes on the floor?

Oh you know man, heats out meats out.

by SourSweetYeet July 1, 2018

Meat peel

Someone who has a LOT of sex, possibly with many different people.

Person 1: "I heard Person 3 slept with the whole football team."
Person 2: "God, she's such a meat peel."

by CryaoticWannabe July 3, 2018