John

John is short. Very short. Super de duper short. He dosent like when you pat his head. He locks your locker when he rages. And when he says goodbye he says it in a very obnoxious way. But we all love him no matter what. SHORT LIVES MATTER!!!!!

Chloe: is that John?
Emma: where I can’t see him
Chloe: he’s down there
Emma: oh looks like the angry elf is back at it again locking my locker

by MensSize13Nikes November 4, 2019

John Samuel

John ...this name is used by more of the population in Christian ..this define him to .
A god worshipers Jesus Christ ..
They known for Intelligence, innovative persons , introvert,craziness , helping nature ,caring fellow...

He have u met ever John Samuel he is ....very caring person he helps me alot in my work...

by Crazy fellow. 12345 November 23, 2021

John Wick

A guy who's famous for being the world's famous spy, simultaneously making him the world's WORST spy.

"Dude, this new John Wick movie just came out! Wanna go see it?"
"They all have the same plot. Argh, who gives a crap they're good."

by Not Your Local Drug Dealer September 27, 2021

John

- John is a player, a man treesh, hurts girls feelings as a hobby. He will get you sucked in all the way until he finds someone new and leaves you. That's how bad of a person he is.
- A simp
- Talks to MULTIPLE GIRLS at once

Person 1: Hey you know a guy named john?
Person 2: oh yeah i've heard of him.. everyone calls him a man treesh.

by AlexPrule321 July 29, 2021

John Deans

A Sixth Form College; that is also safe haven for the academically average, dim witted wankers

Sound of Mind Person: oh so you go to john deans?

Wanker: Sir John Deans actually...

Sound of Mind Person: I can see you're as about as useful as a textbook

by Dr Pepper Gonna Kill Them All September 27, 2013

John Dunne

John Dunne,

John Dunne.

by Debskelly1985 April 24, 2023

The John Green Special

Being, in a given moment, simultaneously filled inescapable sadness and unwavering hope/joy.

The person I was deeply in love with for over a year rejected me but the letter they wrote as a rejection was the most beautiful and affirming thing anyone has ever said to me, really feeling the John Green Special right now.

by PossibleDefiner February 6, 2024