John

A guy who is so kind to you and loves you unconditionally but will show red flags later on like playing the victim and being a jerk. If you can get him to communicate properly with you there’s a good chance your relationship will end up happy and for many years but be warned johns are easily annoyed and are very introverted meaning after a fight there’s a good chance you’ll find him locked up in the basement with his gaming controller in hands

Ex: I cant believe John ghosted me for hours!

by Ghostiepants January 18, 2022

john mane

John mane means like asking for a friends outfit or a thing too borrow in a less awkward way too ask. (Ps: if people don't know what u mean then you know ur cool😎)

Friend 1: Ayo can I borrow that john mane bro it looks fresh

Friend 2: fosho here you go

*friend 1 never gave it back*

by NycRyan July 29, 2021

Dirty John

Filthy bathroom

That is 1 dirty john

by Mr John vpc October 29, 2021

john

cop-lingo for a man who hires prostitutes

We saw him leaving the hotel room with that known prostitute. He's definitely a john.

by lala9978 May 23, 2024

John

A person place or thing that you’re to lazy to say the full name

Bro that john tastes so good.

by John john Florence baxter August 14, 2023

john decker

A synonym for Jack Dexter. Usually used on sports fields, such as baseball.

there goes motherfricken JOHN DECKER.

by MikeTheMainMan May 27, 2018

john the dragon

John the dragon is a dragon created by Artemis from Warriors Amino. He is the companion of Stardustkit and is super powerful and can kill everyone in 1 second.

John the dragon was summoned by Stardustkit.

by winky face November 3, 2021