ZOOMG

To OMG fast, zoom fast.

HEY GUYS THERE WAS THIS UFO AND I TOTALLY- LOOK, OVER THERE ZOOMG

by Private Wetness January 15, 2010

zoomers

word for magic mushrooms

last night i got all ripped on zoomers

by colin November 20, 2003

Zoom

A crappy modem manufacturer.

Zoom makes shitty modems...

by Anonymous August 8, 2003

zoom zoom

Slogan originally implemented my Mazada to suggest their quai-sporty yet "affordable" vehicles are capable of solving midlife crises. Can be extended to non-car like objects. Use usually reserved to douchebags.

VP Jerkface: My new laptop zoom zooms.

Guy Who Keeps Things Real: Punches Jerkface in the spine.

by Andrew Thrillson March 4, 2004

Zoofy Boots

code name for marijuana

lets go smoke some Zoofy Boots

...?

by FrozenBrains October 2, 2006

zoombie

A zoombie is a zombie much faster than a normal one. This can be accomplished through sprinting for the kill, or jumping and climping past obstacles. Due to its extreme speed, a zoombie should be regarded as a more of a threat than a normal zombie.

joe: "did you hear about billy? rumor has it he was killed by a zoombie."
mark: "nuthin you can do man... they're just too fast!"

by ur mind on drugs December 13, 2010

Zoomer Baby

These people are typically hardcore incels. They are typically born after the 2000's but this type of title is alleviated from people with the name of Harry. However with people named Siobhan or Bonny this title is compulsory and more or less defines their life.

Damn look at that 'Zoomer Baby'

by TopJokerr August 22, 2019