Cashmere woods

The only variety of Febreeze that will work to drown out shrimp Ceasar Salad farts fresh from the asshole of a fat sweaty bitch.

Omg! Where's the Cashmere Woods?! This fat sweaty bitch just let out the worst shrimp Caesar Salad fart I've ever smelled!

by CashmereWoods June 23, 2017

Spring Wood

The effect of getting more frequent erections during springtime, a phenomenon which is believed to have a direct connection to animal mating habits which tend to peak during the aforementioned season. Can be particularly discomforting when wearing sweatpants and being in the vicinity of other people.

- Hey man, isn't springtime great?

- Dude, are you kidding me? I'm having the worst case of spring wood ever and I have a presentation in front of the whole class today...

by M.C.T. April 27, 2011

Mr Wood

tall, attractive specimen with brown curly hair. Works in the science department. Really hot.

“Omg it’s Mr Wood!”

“Sheeeesh he's so fine.”

“Elegant even.”

by dilf_lover December 5, 2021

Free wood

When you're playing a survival game and all you do is farm wood and die, you are free wood.

Or when you're bad at any game, you're free wood.

I killed a guy with 2k wood on him he's free wood.

I keep winning against this noob he's free wood.

by DiMiTrip February 28, 2021

Jamie wood

Jamie wood known as “Jay”

Jamie wood - omfg is that “Jay” the guy with the shit Merc

by Shit car yo July 3, 2021

fem-wood

the female equivalent of a male boner - a female hard-on

"Man, that guy got me so hot & horny I had major fem-wood all day long"

by dakine666 November 28, 2012

pink wood

Most commonly in the south, shroom-headed in form. Penis.

Girl, dat Pink Wood done got my pussy whipped.

by Marilyn Jane July 27, 2017