An obnoxious red haired Oirish Man with a propensity to drink large volumes of the Black Stuff and expell unatural quantities of a very foul smelling gas whilst still managing to get the love of a fit Amurican Filly and magically ( using a blue pill, her's is termed a roofie, his a Viagra, dont get them mixed up or you'll spend the night get rodgered by your missus)satisfying her needs (so he says).
by Kevensucksass January 9, 2009
Get the Ginger Wizardmug. Hung like sparrow and all the personality of a paper cup, that's WOO.
He likes nothing more than to get on his knees and have a rolled up copy of the latest PCG rammed up his poop hole.
He likes nothing more than to get on his knees and have a rolled up copy of the latest PCG rammed up his poop hole.
by Xiang March 18, 2005
Get the Wizard Of Oddmug. when a womans fanny has expanded to the estent that it resembles the sleeve of merlin himself. due to many sexual partners or regular fornications with an unaccomadatable penis, one may find herself with a spacious v agina, stretched by much pounding. see also:- 'cave'
"i took it 3 times from adam last night - his dick is nine inches dont you know!"
"holy shit love, you must have a fanny like a wizards sleeve!"
"holy shit love, you must have a fanny like a wizards sleeve!"
by annonymous15 November 6, 2006
Get the wizards sleevemug. a small smoking device that when smoked allows the faint voice of the old whispering wizard to guide you in your every day life.
simon: yo matthew get the whispering wizard involved!
matthew: ahhhhhh the whispering wizard!
simon: dude, whats he saying?
whispering wizard: hello boys ooooooohhh be careful for cars!
simon and eades: NICE!
matthew: ahhhhhh the whispering wizard!
simon: dude, whats he saying?
whispering wizard: hello boys ooooooohhh be careful for cars!
simon and eades: NICE!
by simon the snake eater February 28, 2009
Get the whispering wizardmug. Casper: my out look on the situation...
telly: haaaaa , Mr. Wizard.
Casper: When you deflower a girl,its like gettin famed.They be tellin thier grandkids about that shit; "That Telly, he sure was good in the sack."
telly: haaaaa , Mr. Wizard.
Casper: When you deflower a girl,its like gettin famed.They be tellin thier grandkids about that shit; "That Telly, he sure was good in the sack."
by k and D sessions June 28, 2005
Get the Mr. Wizardmug. In the military, particularly at a military school, one "see's the wizard" when sleep deprived and worked to great physical and mental exhaustion. "Seeing the wizard" can refer to a hallucination (often with NVG), or passing out cold in the middle of an exercise or a ruck march. Seeing the Wizard is not something you want to do, because you've effectively been rendered incapable of properly performing any tasks ; and if you haven't seen the wizard, your instructor probably knows plenty of people that have.
*The Joe's at ranger school*
Joe 1: man, I'm tired. I haven't slept for three days straight.
Joe 2: Tell me about it. I think someone in our squad is going through our stuff and stealing the shit tickets out of the MRE's, too.
Joe 3: Yeah, and all those monkeys with hats swinging from those trees way off are really bothering me.
Joe 2: ...What?
Joe 1: Don't mind him. He's seeing the wizard.
*During forced march*
Joe 1: Have you seen PVT POG around? Did he fall out?
Jane: Yeah, he walked off the path a mile back and then went to see the wizard.
Joe 1: man, I'm tired. I haven't slept for three days straight.
Joe 2: Tell me about it. I think someone in our squad is going through our stuff and stealing the shit tickets out of the MRE's, too.
Joe 3: Yeah, and all those monkeys with hats swinging from those trees way off are really bothering me.
Joe 2: ...What?
Joe 1: Don't mind him. He's seeing the wizard.
*During forced march*
Joe 1: Have you seen PVT POG around? Did he fall out?
Jane: Yeah, he walked off the path a mile back and then went to see the wizard.
by travmagi December 14, 2019
Get the Seeing the Wizardmug. When someone sits too far back on the porcelain throne and leaves a small amount of shit on the back of the toilet seat, opposite of the witches kiss
by Jeynox April 13, 2018
Get the wizards giftmug.