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Stop watching me masterbate Emma

Seriously, you'll fly out to meet that fucking dork Tim Pool but you won't come here? Coward! Cowardice! You'll talk all that good shit from across the country but I'd like to see you come down to the frozen tundra and try that shit over here!
Hym "Jesus Christ, stop watching me masterbate Emma! God you're a freak. Filthy! Filthy pervert! You are just... Ugh! I am gonna... Why are you like this!?"
by Hym Iam July 23, 2024
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Window-watching

When a person passing by stands where you are sitting and watches your show/movie.
My brother is an expert in window-watching
by ChibiFoxo July 27, 2024
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Dick Watching

A verb. An action in which a covetous or envious individual is monitoring or speculating over the hoes(men or women) that another individual has in their life. This action is usually commuted out of jealousy or a deep sense of insecurity within oneself.
“Why these niggas dick watching? They always worried about who i’m with. They some bitch ass niggas.”
by smdsmdb February 4, 2024
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Winge Watching

When you watch a TV series, only to moan about how awful it is... while you watch it anyways.
"Oh it was definately crap, but I had a good laugh winge watching it all"
by Kingyd November 19, 2023
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Loli Watching

It's similar to people watching, or bird watching. The last two are things you do when you're an old gramps who doesn't know how to use internet or smart phones, & who's life is incredibly boring... But with loli watching, anyone of any age can enjoy. Some even find it more enjoyable than surfing the web. Like bird watching, cameras & binoculars are optional.
Guy 1: "Hey brah, wanna go to the local public pool to do some loli watching?"
Guy 2: "Sure bro, can't say no to the cuties!"
by Woke&Broke March 7, 2024
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Cock Watching

verb
A individual or group, man or woman, having a prolonged issue about what kind of woman a man chooses to get with.

This usually pertains to said individual(s) pestering the man about his type and about the woman’s ethnicity, nationality, race, color, hobbies, interests of the woman he chooses to get with and why he has made that choice or even try to demonize that man’s decision.
person 1: bro idk why you only go for those type of girls.

person 2: so what dude, its called having a type, how am I supposed to stay away from what I’m attracted to?

person 3: bro you’re definitely cock watching him, let him be.

person 2: exactly, instead of keeping track of what girl I stick my penis in or what girl I chill with, get your own chick!
by NungaBungas March 12, 2024
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Bulge watching

The literal form of cock watching. When someone who you assumed to be straight is caught looking at some meat.
“Nah I know your ass ain’t bulge watching right now
by Ben_420 March 31, 2024
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