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The act of urinating.
Man, Josh winkled on the toilet seat again.
Winkle by Willy Wonkle December 26, 2008

Rip Van Winkle 

When a girl wakes up with a penis in her mouth, and notices that the pubes have grown substantially whilst being there.
"Josh thought that it would be funny to injure Brien's balls, so in order to get payback, Brien Rip Van Winkle'd him last night. "

Davis: "I shaved my pubes this morning."
Bennett: "Didn't you shave those a few days ago?"
Davis: "I did, but I Rip Van Winkle'd my bitch again last night, and they grew several inches."

Alex: "What's wrong dude?"
Davis: "I just walked in on my roommate and his girlfriend: she was asleep, his dick was in her mouth, and his pubes were growing at an unnatural rate. Have you ever heard of such a thing?"
Alex: "Foshizzle. The ole' Rip Van Winkle...
Rip Van Winkle by NolaDuncan November 9, 2009

Winnie the Poohing 

When someone that has a large belly is wearing a shirt that is too tight or too short, and their belly sticks out- like Winnie the Pooh's.
"George sure is Winnie the Poohing today, isn't he?"

This shirt is too tight & short- I've been Winnie the Poohing all day long!

butt-winkle 

The act of placing something, usually a finger, in your butt crack and then wiping the something on someone else. The goal of the butt-winkle is to transfer your butt stench to someone else.
I was joking around with my girlfriend last night after the gym and gave her a butt-winkle. Now she won't sleep with me because all she can smell is my ass.
butt-winkle by Trii October 18, 2007
A crazy and fun to be around person. The person whether it be male or female loves to party and drink. Good friend to have.
Jack: who is that chick doing a keg stand?

Jill: dude that's winkles!
Winkles by Fredbock June 21, 2012

winnie the poop

When you squeeze honey into someone's ass, and then lick the asshole clean. Then the person proceeds to take a honey covered shit on your chest, hence Winnie the Poop!
After that Winnie the Poop yesterday, my ass cheeks were stuck together.
winnie the poop by Wolfe Four December 14, 2008