"Josh thought that it would be funny to injure Brien's balls, so in order to get payback, Brien
Rip Van Winkle'd him last
night. "
Davis: "I shaved my pubes this morning."
Bennett: "Didn't you shave those a few days ago?"
Davis: "I did, but I
Rip Van Winkle'd my bitch again last night, and they grew several inches."
Alex: "What's wrong
dude?"
Davis: "I just walked in on my roommate and his girlfriend: she was asleep, his dick was in her mouth, and his pubes were growing at an unnatural rate. Have you ever heard of such a thing?"
Alex: "Foshizzle. The ole'
Rip Van Winkle...