Tainted Willy

The act of poking a poo covered finger into the facial orifice of another person causing immediate smell shock.

My ear smells horrible and I am in a state of shock because Billy gave me a tainted willy last night.

by candy ass124 January 19, 2010

Filly Willy

The (often surprise) discovery of a penis on a woman who, it transpires, is a transexual or, in the vernacular, a ladyboy.

Hey! Did you hear about Greg last night? He clicked with a Thai girl at the bar and when he got home with her he found she had a filly willy! Dude, was he shocked!

by Jeremyhotpepper November 20, 2011

Wiggly willy

When a male is humping an unattractive female and his erect penis suddenly goes flaccid.

Man 1: Hey i heard you fucked Martha last night!

Man 2: Yeah but in the middle of it she gave me a wiggly willy...

by DannyTheScoob April 10, 2017

waxy willy

It’s like a wet Willy except from your ear to another’s mouth.

Wet willy’s Are for pussies, taste my waxy willy.

by Hymensmasher June 23, 2018

Drippy willy

When you pull your willy out of welshy wetness

Iv got drippy willy now

by 🇮🇪Irish potato stew🍀 September 11, 2018

Slippery Willy

The nickname given to former president Bill Clinton for slinging dick and being a sand-baggin son of a bitch.

Slippery Willy did have sexual relations with the woman.

by Gator Johnny July 8, 2019

Tilly willy

A fat slag spoiler who spoils tv programmes to everyone. She will most likely get slapped up.

Omg I can’t believe you told what happened!! What a tilly willy ill shank ya !!

by Peterfile June 10, 2020