your mum

a mythical creature that mostly consist of fast food and cum. It weights over 999999 kg / 2204620,42 lbs. A long the years, were sights of your mum, in particular near Burger-King-Stores

Have you heard of the your mum -Daniel
Shut up, Daniel. You're just jealouse that I still got one -Barack Obama

by aManuMonster May 1, 2022

amazing mum

An amazing mum is a particular woman she is your mum she can be very funy and embarrasing or that one mum that shouts and cheers realy loud for you on sports day but she isnt just your mum.... she is your mum thats why shes so amazing

My mum is an amazing mum

by Cooldoggo124 January 10, 2018

logans mum

Very hot and tasty

Hey have you seen logans mum

by Dvrby October 9, 2023

Your mum

Hot

Your mum hot

by Smallchunguz July 27, 2021

mum died

When someone says something extremely funny and you can’t stop laughing so they say “mum died ” and then you instantly stop laughing.

Person 1:ahahahhahahahaha
Person 2:mum died
Person 1:*stops laughing immediately and pulls a straight face*

by Shut up blud November 7, 2019

Ur mum

Ur mum is the absolute best, original, wittiest, and well thought out insult known to man.

Guy 1- Stop hitting my ribcage with a metal bar

Guy 2- I'm doing ur mum

by Lil faggoty fag June 10, 2022

mum zone

when you’re overly nice and sweet to someone who likes you but you’re not interested in basically an easier way to friend zone someone

i’m pissed off
aww what’s up
i fell out w the boys

it’s okay it’s their loss u will find better new friends you can always speak to me

aha thanks (gets ick cus u remind them of a mum)

did he just get put in the mum zone

by badd1€ March 16, 2021