The Whitey Special

When you're having sex with a girl, and suddenly your pale, near-albino friend with braces and awkward social skills jumps out of the closet with a camcorder and screams at the two of you like a banshee.

Yeah, we pulled the Whitey Special on Bill. He said he hasn't been able to get it up for days. Which is fine because Susan won't even talk to him anymore.

by Chendaddy July 16, 2008

Once in a while

I like obese women.

Once in a while i like obese women.

by Kuehlstein January 23, 2018

while

the time it takes to anal probe a wet pig

that walk took a while

by enigma81 October 20, 2006

Whitey points

a point system that determines whether you are a full on Caucasian or the race you appear or claim to be. Get 10,000 and you are officially a whitey, get over that amount and you might as well spare yourself from being in the sun.

So I was trying to talk to my Chinese friend about how the Ninja would have no chance against Shaolin Monks, and she did not even know where either warrior originated from...
+500 whitey points

by Jakingo'hearts May 5, 2011

Whitey

"Whitey" is commonly used by scottish teenagers (13-17) to describe the feeling you get before you vomit. Usually used after drinking to much alcohol

"You awright mate"
"Naw mate a think am gonny whitey"

by Goatcunt06 April 1, 2017

Wiley Wiggins

The long hair dude with deep dimples and huge smile from ear to ear. Who played in movies like "Dazed and Confuzed" (He was the first one to get waddled by one of the seniors). He also played in "Love and a. 45", "The Perkins Family" And "The Faculty". All in the 90s.

"Hey your Wiley Wiggins, the dude that played in Dazed and Confuzed"

by Ms.mayhem February 17, 2019

Whitey Victim

Ethan Ando

“Ethan Ando is a little whitey victim”

by WilloLar June 19, 2020