match weed

When someone has blunt and you have a blunt and smoke it together

Yo I have a gram of weed and you have a gram of weed you want to match weeds and we can smoke two blunts..

by I need money 💰 January 25, 2018

one hit wonder weed

take one hit of dis weed an you'll be wondering what hit ya

woooooooooooow i had some one hit wonder weed or sumting... i'm fuckin flyin man!

by selley November 22, 2004

sex and weed

sexual intercourse and pot is by far the most pleasurable sensation in the world immediatly followed by pizza

dude: so you quit pot? do you miss it
some hippie: naah not the pot, just the sex when i whas high.. its even better then half an XTC and halve a viagra
(sex and weed, untill global warming kills the marijuana plants or else for ever!)

by SomeGuyAgain January 16, 2010

weed mentor

A person in your life (usually older than you by a few years) that takes you under their wing and teaches you all they know about marijuana. Lessons include: 'how to smoke', 'how to roll a joint', 'how to satisfy the munchies' and 'how to make your own bong'.

Duder 1: "So what are we doing here at your friends place?"

Duder 2: "Check this."

Duder 1: "Whoa dude is that what I think it is? I don't know how to use that."

Duder 2: "Don't worry man, I'll be your weed mentor."

by westfalia January 13, 2010

Weed Wanker

Masturbating during or right after smoking pot.

Joe gets so horny when he smokes a bowl, he's such a Weed Wanker.

by SuttonP June 24, 2011

pussy weed

wild outgrowth of vaginal pubic hair

Dayummm, we gon' need a weedwacker to get thru dat hoes pussy weed.

by T.I. 86 November 9, 2007

dill weed

(1.) Pickle plant.(2.) Word Beavis often uses when talking to someone he dislikes.

(1.) "Wow! This dill weed is growing quick!"(2.) "He, he he he, DILLWEED!"

by Beavis/Sabres/Matt December 17, 2007