What the Monkey!

“What the Monkey!” is an expression which can be applied to almost any situation. It is not a question, it is a statement. Something like "What the F'"but to avoid cursing. "What the Monkey" is an expression usually when you are describing some kind of accident or surprise that had happened but it's funny. Like you watch some Funny Home Video about a guy trying to make a dive in the pool but the board broke or a cows trying to chase after you and make love.

Mary: "Hey, Kevin passed out last night and they stuck a carrot in his nose and a Pineapple on his head. Then they took pictures"
Peter: "Hahaha...What the Monkey!"

Wes: "What the Monkey!! Who the heck threw my underwear on the chandelier?"

by Bard777 August 2, 2011

the ol what for

Giving someone "the ol what for" is giving them the comeuppance that they richly deserve. And in no uncertain terms.

He called in to give the radio host "the ol what for" when he heard his outrageous remarks.

by Raoul the Fool November 10, 2013

what is this fuckery

Fuckery. Irritation and confusion of a situation. Total bullshit. Something so ridiculous you can't even deal.

Ex. Channing tatum's shirt was on the whole movie man... What is this fuckery?

by Jearpear September 12, 2013

what the peter

when someone has largely taken the joke to far to the extent where you relate this titf to petes own crimes

Doob 1: Dude did he hit you
Doob 2: Yea what the peter?

by doobadadino August 27, 2013

what a g

"what a gangster"
Typical used to describe someone who isn't actually a gangster but does something pretty fucking cool

*flips water bottle and it lands on the firsts try*
*friends in the background*
"What a g"

by Gang all day December 19, 2016

What DOAN

A term only highly sophisticated eight grader use to adress eachother

Guy: Hey Tylar What DOAN
Tylar: What DOAN

by slawdawg05 August 27, 2019

What the Hip

An expression to describe something so outrageously weird, attention baiting or deliberately absurd that only hipsters could be behind it.

A free range, organic, vegan, peanut butter and jelly taco stand?!?!? What the hip is going on here?!?!!? She claims to play lead xylophone in a Run DMC cover band. What the hip is that all about!?!!?

by O.G. Junior Mint May 26, 2015