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Werewolf Easter

A Holiday created by angry White Anglo Saxon Protestants in response to all the fake holidays that other religions use to get several extra days off from work annually. This holiday celebrates the resurrection of Christ....as a Werewolf. The celebration typically occurs six weeks before the first Monday of August, and lasts approximately two weeks. This two week Holiday allows the practitioner to watch the entire Wimbledon Championships without worrying about work days interfering with NBC's asinine television scheduling.

On the last day of Werewolf Easter, Werewolf Christ returns from the dead to do two things for the younger followers:

1) He delivers wicker baskets full of Werewolf eggs, and hides said baskets in the most whimsical of places.
2) He scratches their friggen faces off while they sleep.

Werewolf Easter typically accounts for one of every five childhood deaths in North America each year.
Boss: "Have a nice weekend! I'll see you Monday morning, bright and early!"
Me: "Oh no you won't! Wimble-I mean, Werewolf Easter starts this weekend!"
Boss: "What the fuck? You actually believe in that crazy Werewolf shit?"
(Werewolf jumps out from behind watercooler and eats Boss, starting with the face)
by Brad Parrack May 17, 2006
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If I Were a Boy

A song by Beyonce off her 3rd album "I Am...Sasha Fierce". It is argubaly the most sexist song ever.
In Beyonce's song "If I Were a Boy", she states that only guys hurt the ones that love them, cheat, stick up for their friends when the screw around, and are never taken for granted.
by viva riolu November 19, 2011
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werd

Deriving from the American character "word," werd is an acknowledement of what a fellow person has said. It will sometimes come after a laugh, just letting them know you accept what they're saying.
Friend 1: "Hey! You see that fly chicken over there?"
Friend 2: "Werd!! You see her friend?"
by Will Finley August 1, 2003
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wertyuio

It's a word that you can find in your keyboard.
There's no examples I know
by Erik Amorim June 12, 2004
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werid

werid (wer'id) adj; Eccentric, in a most friendly and likeable manner.
We loved it when she showed just how werid she was when she adopted that incredibly ugly little dog.
by Patricia13 September 16, 2008
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werrit

1. To worry aloud about stuff that isn't terribly important in the long run. Generally with a lot of repitition.

2. To fret restlessly.
1.
Her: "Perhaps I should start getting changed now, cos my hair takes ages to dry, but I should eat first so I don't get food down me, but if we eat now then I won't have time to sort my hair, and oh bugger I still need to phone my mum before we go out - "
Him: "Stop werritting, it'll be fine."

2.
We'd better get going, the children are werritting.
by Katerpillar July 2, 2009
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werewolfing

The process of masturbating under a full moon and howling wildly at the moment of climax. This can done more effectively with a full forest of pubic hair.
steve: Did you see the moon last night?

Bob: Is that even a question? I was out werewolfing like it was my job.
by mikey forks February 3, 2012
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