Jake weight

The weight of one’s fast food order has either a positive or a negative “feel”.

The drive thru person handed me my order and I immediately knew by the jake weight that i had not ordered enough.

by Yeawhatever May 6, 2024

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Puppy-Weight

PUPPY-WEIGHT is a relatively new term used to describe the weight of a puppy on any sheet, comforter, quilt, towel, or other fabric. The exact puppy-weight can be calculated by multiplying every pound of the puppy’s actual weight by twenty-three. Add in 5 pounds for additional friction and there you have it. Puppy-weight.

Get this "dog" off my bed, his puppy-weight is killing my arm!
This dog your brought home with you, won't move off the bed, i had to drag him off the bed. His puppy-weight was incredible.

by Jerrylandry2 September 16, 2019

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munchie weight

Severe weight gain as a result of excessive marijuana use.

Wow! Michael sure has gained a lot of munchie weight now that he's a stoner.

by Thecat1098 April 11, 2014

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Cheese Weight

a task or process that is undeniably easy or can be easily done.

"How hard was the math homework bro?"
"Na bro, that shit was cheese weight!"

by Motocross Rider 3 May 31, 2019

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Paper Weight

Noun: A useful person that isn't helpful enough.

Oh thank you Uimet for triggering the boss. We appreciate your bunny ears but that doesn't make you deserving of fucking up and being immune to criticism, you fucking paper weight.

by Endo-Chan February 18, 2020

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blessed weight loss

The phenomenon of continuously losing weight (e.g., 0.2 kg per day) despite a sedentary lifestyle, attributed to maintaining a healthy diet, often viewed as a blessing or sign of divine favor.

Even though I've been glued to my computer all day, this blessed weight loss feels like a gift from above since I've always been watching what I eat!

by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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