Weenis Attack

The weenis attack is when 5 guys smack you with their weenises.
Harry fell asleep and he fell victim to a weenis attack... SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!
by Pedro April 04, 2005
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Office Weenie

1) a "geek", 2) a person that really needs to get a life, 3) someone that regularly receives wedgies - and likes it, 4) does not enjoy spending time with persons of the opposite sex - but loves sheep
1) Given the choice of viewing a video of Pamela Anderson or a Bill Gates lecture, Office Weenies choose Bill every time
2) Office Weenies think Happy Hour is an Oprah rerun
by tsputnik2 March 30, 2010
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tennis weenis

An unexplained, chronic pain in the skin, often termed the weenis, attached to your elbow. May often occur where the weenis is scraped, as in a scraped elbow.
Fell off my skateboard, went to the doctor. I'm okay, I just have tennis weenis.
by hessica moredis March 17, 2010
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weenie tard

1. A person of low fortitude and lower intelligence.

2. A person who doesn't know where "it" is supposed to go.
1. Jee broke his leg running away from a neighbor's chihuahua. What a weenie tard.

2. That weenie tard tried to stick it in her belly button.
by RipD May 15, 2008
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green weenie

A military slang term for the "Army Commendation Medal" also known as the "ARCOM", a medal that has been given so frequently that it is considered nearly meaningless.
After his third tour without award, the brass passed him a Green Weenie.
by Cpl. Dio February 09, 2011
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had the weenie

when something is fucked. as in broken or useless.
looks like your old car has had the weenie.
by chadcicle January 21, 2005
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cocktail weenie

Any person with abnormally shaped toes. Short, fat, and round (sometimes even slightly square shaped), these toes resemble little cocktail weenies like those served at a party, especailly when sunburnt.

(sometimes sometimes referred to as a Teki as well)
Whoa look at Cocktail Weenie over there, those toes look just like miniature hot dogs!
by Trail_Mix2 March 04, 2009
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