Wayne Gooned

To be unable to stand, walk, or speak, making one forget last nights party from the influence of alcohol.

She was so wayne gooned she cannot remeber making out with the other female

by Wayne Gooned August 25, 2010

Wayne Dale

the effect of sex without actual intercourse. basically, a Wayne Dale is oral sex with a guy. head.

guy- "i want some now."
girl- "i wanna stay a virgin tho!"
guy- "alright, there are different ways of showing love."
girl- "how?"
guy- "give me a wayne dale, baby!"

girl- "oral sex?"

guy- "yes ma'am!"

by baby face (: October 28, 2010

Wayne Saying

The act of one singing his or her current favorite Lil' Wayne lyric, usually consisting of one or two bars of a song.

(walking down a hallway) Germz: "Tha-tha-tha the money is the motive, fuck wit the money it get ugly as coyote".

Andrew: "What??"

Alex: "Its a Wayne Saying".

Andrew: "Oh. Roger that, r-r-roger that!"

by RG3RM4N3L0CloakCloak3d May 13, 2010

The Jeff and Wayne

Two guys that like tag team action.

Only dirty girls like the Jeff and Wayne.

by Dizzmo December 1, 2016

Phat wayne

A really fuckin good flog/ wank

I just had a phat wayne

by Phatwayne October 16, 2018

Gettin' Wayned

When everything seems like it is going well and then you say something (make a suggestion, speak out of turn, or otherwise cause harm to the situation with your presence)
And you get verbally annihilated and humiliated in front of a large crowd.

I don't think it is a good idea to walk into that burning building... But it is better than gettin' Wayned....

by Rootytoots August 7, 2018

Wayne Messmer

Forcefully shooting ejaculation in the back of one's throat.

She loves when I give her a Wayne Messmer because she knows she gave a great blowie.

by ktdawg727 September 26, 2018