Turtle Waxing is when a male gets close to ejaculating during sexual activities, lays his partner flat on a surface (bed,table,couch....) so that the partner is facing upwards towards him while he hovers over the partner and ejaculates onto the partner's stomach which he then rubs the fluid around on the chest area giving the partner's chest a glossy turtle wax look to it.
Man 1: Dude, guess what I did to my girlfirend last night.
Man 2: What did u do to her?
Man 1: I was Turtle Waxing her all night long!
Man 2: I wish my girlfriend would let me do that.
Man 2: What did u do to her?
Man 1: I was Turtle Waxing her all night long!
Man 2: I wish my girlfriend would let me do that.
by Gangstermac January 13, 2014
Get the Turtle Waxingmug. this is when you just finished porking your bitch and can't find a hand towel to dry off. She has to use her hand stroking up and down until dry.
by DDA October 7, 2003
Get the waxing the dolphinmug. by Matt Van Dyke May 17, 2006
Get the waxmug. Deriving from "Waxed Poon" or freshly hairless vagina; a Waxing Poon is the active noun. A freshly hairless vagina calls to man like a beacon in the darkness. Once a man is caught in its grasp, he is stunned for at least 1 full second. The more friends are around the longer they as a group, are stunned.
by GamerGrammer November 13, 2013
Get the Waxing Poonmug. When multiple women get together and remove unwanted private area hair by lighting each others farts.
"Hold on, let me get my legs up behind my head. Ok, got the lighter ready?....1...2..3..GO!!! <bbbbrrrraaaaaaaaapppp.....WHOOOOSH....ssssssssss> teeheehee...wheeeewwww...stinky...but smooth as a baby's bottom. Thanks sweetey, blazilion waxes are the best!"
by -Brandee- December 4, 2009
Get the blazilion waxmug. by I love clowns September 25, 2008
Get the Wax Dollsmug. "Wow Roddy, your balls feel so smooth on my face, like a wee tike's."
"Aye, that's a fresh Scottish Waxing for ya."
"Aye, that's a fresh Scottish Waxing for ya."
by buttcircus May 1, 2012
Get the Scottish Waxingmug.